Friday, November 21, 2014

Our old TomTom GPS

I was speaking to a friend about auto GPS's last night. It made me remember a funny story about our old TomTom car GPS.
It included free updates, but you had to take it in the house, plug the cord into your computer, and run the free tom-tom program. I think I only did it once or twice, but I noticed a few other tricks you could do with it.

One of them was downloading voices. They had some pay ones, like Darth Vader/James Earl Jones and other stars. They also had some free ones, so I downloaded Cartman (from southpark), C3PO, and Yoda. 

Cartman was completely NOT kid friendly.  Nearly every command contained profanity. "Merge right, a**wipe!" It was funny at first (when driving alone), but eventually he made nearly every trip less enjoyable. As it turns out, driving is not a good time to have someone cursing at you. Particularly if you just missed your turn.

C3PO was interesting, because your TomTom would give you directions like, "Turn left at Main Street, Master."  It sounds funny, but it was a very realistic if you are a star wars fan.

Yoda was very cool, but not very practical. I didn't realize until I was on a roadtrip (with Yoda giving directions) and I had the radio on.  As I approached an unfamililar intersection, there were multiple streets converging. I had been driving for a bit since the last GPS command, and I wasn't listening for the GPS.  I apparently miss the first word when I'm not paying attention. It's as if the first word is the one that alerts me to listen, then I pay attention.

So instead of saying "Turn left in one mile" (like all the other voices) and me hearing "LEFT in one mile", Yoda said "Left you will turn in one mile."

True story.

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I also discovered you could record your own voice into the TomTom.  It took hours at the computer. I had to record a list of about 150 words and commands into the computer, then clean up each command, save it as a special file, then upload it to a particular directory on the TomTom.

As a surprise, I spent a day recording and saving my voice into the GPS for my wife.  I set it up and installed it in her car.

On our next trip, she entered the destination and the directions started.  She was impressed. The kids were amused. 

A week later, we took her car again and I noticed that the voice had been set back to the default.  I asked her about it.  Her response:  "I got sick of you telling me what to do!"

Also a true story.

Sunday, August 31, 2014

Beautiful ceremony

Hopefully this panorama is much clearer. Congratulations to Aba and Art Kinney!
   

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Goodbye Tracker

My 2000 Chevy Tracker is finally gone. I remember doing car shopping research in 2000 when I started my first career after grad school. I was young, married, no kids, and I wanted a 4wd for winter trips back to Michigan. But I also needed decent gas mileage for the daily commute across metro Cleveland.

I went to the nearest Chevy dealer, Andy Chevrolet. This car was still sitting on the delivery truck, in the process of being unloaded onto the dealership lot. It had everything I thought I needed: 4wd, A/C, cruise, CD, and the slightly larger 2.0 liter engine. I wanted it, and the sales guy knew it. I ended up paying full sticker and I was thrilled.

I took it up to Michigan on our next visit home. Brother Andy immediately suggested we go off roading. We managed to find some interesting 2 tracks out near Sleeping Bear, and actually broke the passenger side mirror completely off. I later fixed this with a hot glue gun. It is still held tight as of yesterday. Andy was so impressed with the headroom in the convertible, he bought a similar one for his next car.

The Tracker moved with us to SE Michigan when I started working at the University of Michigan.


When brother Tim needed a new car, he offered to take over payments on it. I was upside-down on the loan, and he really liked the car. He paid it off and drove it for a few years until he was ready for a more family-friendly vehicle. But the dealer would only offer him a couple hundred dollars for it, so he asked if I could give it a loving home for it's final days. It no longer had Reverse, one of the door handles was broken off, and the back window was duct taped (soft top). It had been in a couple minor accidents. Otherwise, it still ran great.

I drove it regularly when the weather was nice -- rarely with the top fully zipped on. It's a very fun car, but for some reason, my 11 year old son seemed to be embarrassed to ride in it. Once, he asked me not to pick him up from practice in it anymore. I still did, on occasion. In winters, I would park it next to the garage and let the snow bury it. Each spring, I would pump up the tires and it always started on the first try. Otherwise, it still ran great.


That is a picture of my son as a toddler taped over the "Check Engine" light. Uncle Tim put that on when he owned it.

Eventually, all the door handles broke off. The back window crumbled and was discarded. Nearly all the tires were now filled with fix-a-flat at different occasions. The full-sized spare tire was eventually needed to replace a severely damaged tire. I bought a little inner tube to put on the back so I could continue to display my Red Wings tire cover on the spare rim. Otherwise, it still ran great.

In recent months, I started to notice what appeared to be oil in small puddles under the tracker in the garage. I placed a tarp and some newspapers under it to keep the garage floor clean. Otherwise, it still ran great... but I was in the market for a replacement to our minivan, and the dealership down the road was offering one of those push-pull-tow minimum trade-in deals. So on Monday this week, I saw a couple cars I was interested in, and I drove the minivan in for an appraisal. I traded the minivan and tracker for a nice rebate on a used sedan. The kids helped me clean out the minivan and move all their stuff into the new car. I signed over the two titles and agreed to bring the Tracker in on Tuesday, since it was the end of the day. They did not seem to be in a hurry to get it.

Yesterday afternoon, I told my 11 year old we were taking one last ride in the Tracker to deliver it. I let him man the brakes from the drivers seat as I pushed it backwards out of the garage onto the sloping driveway. I noticed that the puddle of "oil" on the tarp was much larger than previous. Otherwise, it still ran great.

We were on our way. It was only about a mile to the dealership. As we started to descend a rather large hill with a stoplight at the bottom, I noticed that the brake was going straight to the floor, and wasn't slowing the vehicle. It was about this point that it dawned on me that the fluid puddled up on the tarp on the floor of my garage was most likely brake fluid, not engine oil.


My son asked what to do, and I suggested calmly that he hang on to something. He took a firm grip on the you-know-what handle above his door. I grabbed the parking brake and optimistically started to feather it into engagement. I wasn't sure it would work. You see... a few winters ago, the parking brake was on all winter, and would not disengage in the spring. A tow truck driver helped me get it unstuck, but I never used it again until now.

As we approached the previously-mentioned stoplight at the bottom of the intersection, I realized that my feather-the-parking-brake method was not going to stop us in time. So I stopped the feathering and fully engaged the e-brake, locking the rear-right side tire, which immediately spun the tracker 180 degrees and, most importantly, STOPPED us. Once we realized there was no injuries or damage, my son and I let out a "Woo hoo!"  I gave a thumbs up to the nice lady who had stopped to see if we were all right, and worked the Tracker back onto the roadway. At this point, it was closer to the dealership than home. We were going for it.

Flashing hazards on, we muddled down the edge of South Airport Road, stopping frequently to let cars pass. The entire time we were both silently hoping to avoid a repeat of the cop-style power turn. We slowly rolled into the dealership, parking in the first available spot. We handed off the keys with a warning, said our goodbyes to the Tracker, and caught a shuttle ride home.


Otherwise, it still ran great.

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Monday, March 17, 2014

March is Reading Month

My Kindergartner likes cats. We started reading her Erin Hunter's book series, Warriors, a few weeks ago. It's written for 8-12 year olds, according to Amazon.  She loves it, and she actually looks forward to bedtime now. 

Tonight, as I finished a section, I reached for the bookmark so I could say goodnight. Before I could pick up the bookmark, SHE STARTS READING THE NEXT PARAGRAPH. Apparently she wasn't just listening -- she was following along. She picked up right where I left off and didn't stop until she finished the whole paragraph! 

I got the feeling it wasn't so much about delaying bedtime. She was eager to know what was going to happen next in the story. 



Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Frozen Lake Michigan

Just spent a nice time walking/skating on West Grand Traverse Bay.

Friday, January 3, 2014

Mauritius "underwater" waterfall

I found this on Google earth.  Pretty sweet. Great optical illusion. I attached the overhead view with north up. There is the east-facing oblique view, looking "up the waterfall". The give away is the west-facing oblique, which makes it more obvious that it's just subsurface sediment flow. The resort on the beach at the "top of the waterfall" looks pretty amazing. Cheers!

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Red Wings Alumni game

I just turned on the replay of the Wings alumni game (2). 
Seeing the introductions gave me chills!

Steve Yzerman
Mickey Redmond
Brendan Shanahan
Dino Ciccarelli
Nicklas Lindstrom
Paul Coffee
Chris Chelios
The Russians: Sergei Federov, Slava Fetisov, Slava Koslov, Igor Larionov
Joey Kocer is wearing Bob Probert's jersey
The Grind line: Darren McCarty, Chris Draper, and Kirk Maltby
Chris Osgood in goal
Coach Scotty Bowman
Gordie Howe and Ted Lindsay are dropping the puck!
Vladamir Konstatinov made it out on the ice with a walker (no wheelchair) to complete the Russian five for the puck drop/starting five. Truly great to see him on his feet.

Wow.  Just wow. Great memories...

Friday, September 20, 2013

Monday, July 22, 2013

How many bunnies can you find in this picture

Look closely,  then click the link to see the answer. Thanks to my 5-year-old for her help.

Answer video:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVoD6EzWskc

Friday, June 21, 2013

Creepy crawly camp

So... last night at BSA camp, I hear a faint knocking on my tent. "Dad... Dad... I think there's a black widow in our tent."
After decades of camping and scouting in Northern MI, I am well versed in the identification of the handful of dangerous creatures in our woods. And also the scarceness of most of them. in fact, I have only observed black widows in captivity and on film.
Me, snug in my sleeping bag and bug netting, just on the verge of slumber: "There's no black widow in your tent, buddy. Go back to sleep."
My son, obviously anxious: "Can you kill it anyway?  <His tentmate> is allergic to spiders."
Groggy, I get up, climb out of my bed netting/sleeping bag, put on my crocs, and stumble to their tent. My son and his tentmate are as far away from the doorway as they can be without being outside. They are shining flashlights directly above the door, right over my head.
I look up and see the largest female black widow I have ever seen, TV, captivity, or otherwise... sitting about 14 inches above my head.
I freeze and begin plotting my next move. Despite being at scout camp, I immediately decide to utilize a white lie forthe betterment of the two terrified scouts sitting wideeyed before me.
"Aw, that's not a black widow. It's too big."
Tentmate: "Can you kill it anyway? I am allergic."
Me: "Yeah, that is probably a good idea. You guys were right to come get me. Better safe than sorry."
The next morning I told them the truth, congratulating them on their spider identification, and explaining that I wanted them to be able to get some sleep. I, on the other hand....

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Slingbox Customer Support

Let me start this post by saying that I LOVE my slingbox.  I can watch my TV anywhere using a PC, laptop, or my mobile phone... that is until recently.  Slingbox posted an update for my android. I installed the update and it stopped working on my phone.  

So I contacted customer support today using their wonderful, easy-to-use Support Chat feature.  Here is the full transcript. I particularly like their unwillingness to accept that their update broke the application on my phone, and the abrupt ending.

2:14 PM  Connecting...
2:14 PM  Connected. A support representative will be with you shortly.
2:15 PM  Support session established with Patricia.
2:15 PM  Patricia: 
Thank You for contacting Sling Media Technical Support. My name is Patricia. Which product are you looking for support on today?
2:15 PM  Scott Swan: 
Hi Patricia. I have a Sling 350 -- love it. I need support for the Player for android.
2:15 PM  Scott Swan: 
phone, not tablet.
2:16 PM  Patricia: 
Thank you, I have your account in front of me, how may I help you today?
2:16 PM  Scott Swan: 
the most recent update... the one with Facebook integration... updated on my phone, and now the player will not launch.
2:17 PM  Scott Swan: 
LG Phoenix- Android Froyo 2.2.
2:17 PM  Scott Swan: 
Everything worked fine until the update.
2:17 PM  Patricia: 
Sorry to hear that. So the app will not launch? What exactly happens?
2:18 PM  Scott Swan: 
I click the Slingplayer button, the login screen appears for a split second, then it simply returns to my home screen.
2:18 PM  Scott Swan: 
I have reinstalled.
2:18 PM  Scott Swan: 
I have restarted.
2:18 PM  Scott Swan: 
I even did a factory reset and reinstalled.
2:19 PM  Scott Swan: 
I can still connect using a PC browser, so the 350 is working fine.
2:19 PM  Patricia: 
Are you on WIF or netwwork?
2:19 PM  Scott Swan: 
either one.
2:19 PM  Patricia: 
So you uninstalled and reinstalled?
2:19 PM  Scott Swan: 
tried both
2:19 PM  Scott Swan: 
yes.
2:19 PM  Scott Swan: 
Factory reset with reinstall.
2:20 PM  Patricia: 
The Slingbox?
2:20 PM  Scott Swan: 
slingbox 350 works fine.
2:20 PM  Scott Swan: 
No... Factory reset on phone.
2:20 PM  Patricia: 
Have you uninstalled and reinstalled the app?
2:20 PM  Scott Swan: 
yes.
2:23 PM  Patricia: 
What is your password ?, I will try on our Android.
2:24 PM  Scott Swan: 
sling1234
2:24 PM  Scott Swan: 
Do you need me to logout on my PC?
2:25 PM  Scott Swan: 
I logged out.
2:26 PM  Patricia: 
No, Did you uninstall through settings, applications then manage applications and uninstall?
2:26 PM  Scott Swan: 
Patricia, I tried a reinstall through applications. That did not work. So I did a FACTORY RESET on my phone and installed the app fresh. Same result.
2:30 PM  Patricia: 
I can connect fine on the application here on the android phone.
2:30 PM  Patricia: 
It has to be something with the phone, you are watching golf.
2:30 PM  Scott Swan: 
It worked fine on my phone until this update.
2:31 PM  Patricia: 
The update cannot cause the issue, I am connecting on our android on your email and password.
2:32 PM  Scott Swan: 
The update most certainly CAN cause the issue. Are you using Android 2.2? What are the memory requirements of the app?
2:33 PM  Patricia: 
The version is 2.4
2:34 PM  Scott Swan: 
Right. Can you provide the installer for the previous version? I do not need Facebook or Audio Only modes.
2:34 PM  Scott Swan: 
I love this app, and I have only had my slingbox a couple months.
2:37 PM  Patricia: 
No you cannot go back to the previous version and there are no memory requirements as the slingbox does not use memory.
2:38 PM  Scott Swan: 
Well I can assure you that I was using the application on my phone, I noticed the update, installed it, and the application stopped working after that.
2:39 PM  Patricia: 
I am on the current app on our android and logging in under your email and password just fine.
2:40 PM  Scott Swan: 
I don't have your phone. I have my phone, and all the other applications are still working fine.
2:43 PM  Patricia: 
Does your router have UPNP enabled.
2:43 PM  Patricia: 
*?
2:45 PM  Scott Swan: 
The router is setup properly. You wouldn't be able to connect from your phone if it wasn't, right?
2:48 PM  Patricia: 
I agree, I was just asking a supervisor.
2:49 PM  Patricia: 
I cannot tell you what it is, you have the latest firmware on slingbox, and you can connect on everything but your phone, and we can connect here.
2:50 PM  Patricia: 
It is something with your phone and the app.
2:50 PM  Scott Swan: 
Your update broke my phone app. Why can't I go back to the previous version? I will disable auto-update for it and everyone will be happy?
2:51 PM  Patricia: 
Sir you can call in and talk with a supervisor.
2:52 PM  Scott Swan: 
I called three times and no one answered. That's why I am here.
2:52 PM  Scott Swan: 
877-467-5464, right?
2:52 PM  Patricia: 
Are you on a land line?
2:53 PM  Scott Swan: 
No. Does that matter?
2:53 PM  Patricia: 
Yes, you have to be on a land line you cannot call in via SKYPE or Google.
2:54 PM  Scott Swan: 
Ok. Thanks. You have been very patient, Patricia.
2:54 PM  Patricia: 
Your slingplayer is 2.2?
2:54 PM  Scott Swan: 
No, my Android version is 2.2
2:54 PM  Patricia has ended the session.



Saturday, March 2, 2013

Monday, December 31, 2012

Friday, December 28, 2012

Delivering God's Word

I had the honor and privilege of serving as a Lector for mass this past November at St. Francis Catholic Church. I had been scheduled for service at this Mass for months.
I was very excited to learn that His Most Reverend Excellency, Bernard Hebda, Bishop of Gaylord would be presiding! On the right is our Pastor, the  Reverend Father Ken Stachnik. Seated behind me (not visible) is Deacon Tom Bousamra.