Friday, November 21, 2014

Our old TomTom GPS

I was speaking to a friend about auto GPS's last night. It made me remember a funny story about our old TomTom car GPS.
It included free updates, but you had to take it in the house, plug the cord into your computer, and run the free tom-tom program. I think I only did it once or twice, but I noticed a few other tricks you could do with it.

One of them was downloading voices. They had some pay ones, like Darth Vader/James Earl Jones and other stars. They also had some free ones, so I downloaded Cartman (from southpark), C3PO, and Yoda. 

Cartman was completely NOT kid friendly.  Nearly every command contained profanity. "Merge right, a**wipe!" It was funny at first (when driving alone), but eventually he made nearly every trip less enjoyable. As it turns out, driving is not a good time to have someone cursing at you. Particularly if you just missed your turn.

C3PO was interesting, because your TomTom would give you directions like, "Turn left at Main Street, Master."  It sounds funny, but it was a very realistic if you are a star wars fan.

Yoda was very cool, but not very practical. I didn't realize until I was on a roadtrip (with Yoda giving directions) and I had the radio on.  As I approached an unfamililar intersection, there were multiple streets converging. I had been driving for a bit since the last GPS command, and I wasn't listening for the GPS.  I apparently miss the first word when I'm not paying attention. It's as if the first word is the one that alerts me to listen, then I pay attention.

So instead of saying "Turn left in one mile" (like all the other voices) and me hearing "LEFT in one mile", Yoda said "Left you will turn in one mile."

True story.

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I also discovered you could record your own voice into the TomTom.  It took hours at the computer. I had to record a list of about 150 words and commands into the computer, then clean up each command, save it as a special file, then upload it to a particular directory on the TomTom.

As a surprise, I spent a day recording and saving my voice into the GPS for my wife.  I set it up and installed it in her car.

On our next trip, she entered the destination and the directions started.  She was impressed. The kids were amused. 

A week later, we took her car again and I noticed that the voice had been set back to the default.  I asked her about it.  Her response:  "I got sick of you telling me what to do!"

Also a true story.

Sunday, August 31, 2014

Beautiful ceremony

Hopefully this panorama is much clearer. Congratulations to Aba and Art Kinney!
   

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Goodbye Tracker

My 2000 Chevy Tracker is finally gone. I remember doing car shopping research in 2000 when I started my first career after grad school. I was young, married, no kids, and I wanted a 4wd for winter trips back to Michigan. But I also needed decent gas mileage for the daily commute across metro Cleveland.

I went to the nearest Chevy dealer, Andy Chevrolet. This car was still sitting on the delivery truck, in the process of being unloaded onto the dealership lot. It had everything I thought I needed: 4wd, A/C, cruise, CD, and the slightly larger 2.0 liter engine. I wanted it, and the sales guy knew it. I ended up paying full sticker and I was thrilled.

I took it up to Michigan on our next visit home. Brother Andy immediately suggested we go off roading. We managed to find some interesting 2 tracks out near Sleeping Bear, and actually broke the passenger side mirror completely off. I later fixed this with a hot glue gun. It is still held tight as of yesterday. Andy was so impressed with the headroom in the convertible, he bought a similar one for his next car.

The Tracker moved with us to SE Michigan when I started working at the University of Michigan.


When brother Tim needed a new car, he offered to take over payments on it. I was upside-down on the loan, and he really liked the car. He paid it off and drove it for a few years until he was ready for a more family-friendly vehicle. But the dealer would only offer him a couple hundred dollars for it, so he asked if I could give it a loving home for it's final days. It no longer had Reverse, one of the door handles was broken off, and the back window was duct taped (soft top). It had been in a couple minor accidents. Otherwise, it still ran great.

I drove it regularly when the weather was nice -- rarely with the top fully zipped on. It's a very fun car, but for some reason, my 11 year old son seemed to be embarrassed to ride in it. Once, he asked me not to pick him up from practice in it anymore. I still did, on occasion. In winters, I would park it next to the garage and let the snow bury it. Each spring, I would pump up the tires and it always started on the first try. Otherwise, it still ran great.


That is a picture of my son as a toddler taped over the "Check Engine" light. Uncle Tim put that on when he owned it.

Eventually, all the door handles broke off. The back window crumbled and was discarded. Nearly all the tires were now filled with fix-a-flat at different occasions. The full-sized spare tire was eventually needed to replace a severely damaged tire. I bought a little inner tube to put on the back so I could continue to display my Red Wings tire cover on the spare rim. Otherwise, it still ran great.

In recent months, I started to notice what appeared to be oil in small puddles under the tracker in the garage. I placed a tarp and some newspapers under it to keep the garage floor clean. Otherwise, it still ran great... but I was in the market for a replacement to our minivan, and the dealership down the road was offering one of those push-pull-tow minimum trade-in deals. So on Monday this week, I saw a couple cars I was interested in, and I drove the minivan in for an appraisal. I traded the minivan and tracker for a nice rebate on a used sedan. The kids helped me clean out the minivan and move all their stuff into the new car. I signed over the two titles and agreed to bring the Tracker in on Tuesday, since it was the end of the day. They did not seem to be in a hurry to get it.

Yesterday afternoon, I told my 11 year old we were taking one last ride in the Tracker to deliver it. I let him man the brakes from the drivers seat as I pushed it backwards out of the garage onto the sloping driveway. I noticed that the puddle of "oil" on the tarp was much larger than previous. Otherwise, it still ran great.

We were on our way. It was only about a mile to the dealership. As we started to descend a rather large hill with a stoplight at the bottom, I noticed that the brake was going straight to the floor, and wasn't slowing the vehicle. It was about this point that it dawned on me that the fluid puddled up on the tarp on the floor of my garage was most likely brake fluid, not engine oil.


My son asked what to do, and I suggested calmly that he hang on to something. He took a firm grip on the you-know-what handle above his door. I grabbed the parking brake and optimistically started to feather it into engagement. I wasn't sure it would work. You see... a few winters ago, the parking brake was on all winter, and would not disengage in the spring. A tow truck driver helped me get it unstuck, but I never used it again until now.

As we approached the previously-mentioned stoplight at the bottom of the intersection, I realized that my feather-the-parking-brake method was not going to stop us in time. So I stopped the feathering and fully engaged the e-brake, locking the rear-right side tire, which immediately spun the tracker 180 degrees and, most importantly, STOPPED us. Once we realized there was no injuries or damage, my son and I let out a "Woo hoo!"  I gave a thumbs up to the nice lady who had stopped to see if we were all right, and worked the Tracker back onto the roadway. At this point, it was closer to the dealership than home. We were going for it.

Flashing hazards on, we muddled down the edge of South Airport Road, stopping frequently to let cars pass. The entire time we were both silently hoping to avoid a repeat of the cop-style power turn. We slowly rolled into the dealership, parking in the first available spot. We handed off the keys with a warning, said our goodbyes to the Tracker, and caught a shuttle ride home.


Otherwise, it still ran great.

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Monday, March 17, 2014

March is Reading Month

My Kindergartner likes cats. We started reading her Erin Hunter's book series, Warriors, a few weeks ago. It's written for 8-12 year olds, according to Amazon.  She loves it, and she actually looks forward to bedtime now. 

Tonight, as I finished a section, I reached for the bookmark so I could say goodnight. Before I could pick up the bookmark, SHE STARTS READING THE NEXT PARAGRAPH. Apparently she wasn't just listening -- she was following along. She picked up right where I left off and didn't stop until she finished the whole paragraph! 

I got the feeling it wasn't so much about delaying bedtime. She was eager to know what was going to happen next in the story. 



Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Frozen Lake Michigan

Just spent a nice time walking/skating on West Grand Traverse Bay.

Friday, January 3, 2014

Mauritius "underwater" waterfall

I found this on Google earth.  Pretty sweet. Great optical illusion. I attached the overhead view with north up. There is the east-facing oblique view, looking "up the waterfall". The give away is the west-facing oblique, which makes it more obvious that it's just subsurface sediment flow. The resort on the beach at the "top of the waterfall" looks pretty amazing. Cheers!

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Red Wings Alumni game

I just turned on the replay of the Wings alumni game (2). 
Seeing the introductions gave me chills!

Steve Yzerman
Mickey Redmond
Brendan Shanahan
Dino Ciccarelli
Nicklas Lindstrom
Paul Coffee
Chris Chelios
The Russians: Sergei Federov, Slava Fetisov, Slava Koslov, Igor Larionov
Joey Kocer is wearing Bob Probert's jersey
The Grind line: Darren McCarty, Chris Draper, and Kirk Maltby
Chris Osgood in goal
Coach Scotty Bowman
Gordie Howe and Ted Lindsay are dropping the puck!
Vladamir Konstatinov made it out on the ice with a walker (no wheelchair) to complete the Russian five for the puck drop/starting five. Truly great to see him on his feet.

Wow.  Just wow. Great memories...